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Retirement Retired Funny Cards – 50 Qty Business Cards, Old Goat on the Front, Blank Back, High Gloss, High Quality, Great Fun and Laughs!

Retirement Retired Funny Cards – 50 Qty Business Cards, Old Goat on the Front, Blank Back, High Gloss, High Quality, Great Fun and Laughs!

$11.95 USD
$11.95 USD
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Hello! Call the Old Folks Home!

These are great cards to hand out to anyone and everyone:
Retirement Cards, professionally printed full color on standard sized business cards (2″ x 3.5″), 14 point high gloss, blank backs.

***FREE SHIPPING!***

These cards are sold in a set of 50 qty. They are packaged in a bubble mailer for protection, and mailed directly to YOU! First Class Mail, with tracking, of course. 

Great looking cards, high res, full color, glossy finish, the convenient size of a business card.

The cards read:

RETIRED
Go Bug Someone Else
No Problems
No Plans
No Responsibilities
No Deadlines
No Worries
Sun-Mon 24/7

HA! With an old goat, of course. These are great cards for family, friends, and even your boss.

GET YOUR POINT ACROSS TODAY! 

Note: We will mail this item directly to the name and USA address provided above!

PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK THAT THE ADDRESS YOU GIVE US IS CORRECT!

Disclaimer: Please prank only friends and family (18+) who have a wonderful sense of humor! You take full responsibility for any purchases you make. Attempting to use our service for harassment or abuse is strictly against our terms of use. We reserve the right to cancel any order. Thank you! -DD

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