Retirement Retired Funny Cards – 50 Qty Business Cards, Old Goat on the Front, Blank Back, High Gloss, High Quality, Great Fun and Laughs!
Retirement Retired Funny Cards – 50 Qty Business Cards, Old Goat on the Front, Blank Back, High Gloss, High Quality, Great Fun and Laughs!
Hello! Call the Old Folks Home!
These are great cards to hand out to anyone and everyone:
Retirement Cards, professionally printed full color on standard sized business cards (2″ x 3.5″), 14 point high gloss, blank backs.
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These cards are sold in a set of 50 qty. They are packaged in a bubble mailer for protection, and mailed directly to YOU! First Class Mail, with tracking, of course.
Great looking cards, high res, full color, glossy finish, the convenient size of a business card.
The cards read:
RETIRED
Go Bug Someone Else
No Problems
No Plans
No Responsibilities
No Deadlines
No Worries
Sun-Mon 24/7
HA! With an old goat, of course. These are great cards for family, friends, and even your boss.
GET YOUR POINT ACROSS TODAY!
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