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Hey Asshole Parking Prank Cards that you leave under Windshield Wipers to get your point across!

Hey Asshole Parking Prank Cards that you leave under Windshield Wipers to get your point across!

Regular price $15.94 USD
Regular price Sale price $15.94 USD
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HEY ASSHOLE PARKING PRANK CARDS! WITH A DICK, OF COURSE! 

These bad parking cards are beautiful. With a penis on one side, and balls on the other. HA! Place them on the windshields of people who park like assholes. Watch their reaction when they grab the card and read HEY ASSHOLE! YOU PARKED LIKE A DICK! WHICH IS WHY I WIPED MY NUTS ON YOUR DOOR HANDLE! ENJOY!

***FREE SHIPPING!***

These cards are sold in a set of 50 qty. They are packaged in a bubble mailer for protection, and mailed directly to YOU! First Class Mail, with tracking, of course. 

Great looking cards, high res, full color, glossy finish, the size of a business card with rounded corners.

These are perfect for Idiots that park over the line, block sidewalks or driveways, take up more than one spot, park too close to other cars, park in curbs, grass, reserved spaces, no parking zones, bus zones, double-parked, or just A-Hole parking period. A perfect way to get your point across. Plus, DICK! LOL And Nuts. HA! You can simply, quickly, and quietly walk up to their car and slyly slip a card under their wiper and skedaddle

Easy as that... 

SO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS TODAY! 

If you are sending these to another person as a gift, enter their name and address below. Otherwise, just checkout like normal and we'll mail them to you. :)

Note: We will mail this prank directly to the name and USA address provided above!

Disclaimer: Please prank only friends and family who have a wonderful sense of humor! You take full responsibility for any purchases you make. We reserve the right to cancel any orders that are used for harrassment or abuse. Thank you!

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