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Hey Asshole, You Parked Like A Dick Parking Cards 50 Pack

Hey Asshole, You Parked Like A Dick Parking Cards 50 Pack

Regular price $15.94 USD
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DICK PARKERS? LEAVE THEM A PRANK CARD!

These dick parking cards are so colorful and fun. Place one on a windshield of bad parkers and watch their reaction when they grab the card and read "Hey Asshole, You Parked Like A Dick" on one side, and on the back "Which is Why I Wiped my Nuts on your Door Handle! Enjoy!" HA!

***FREE SHIPPING!***

These cards are sold in a set of 50 qty. They are packaged in a cardboard mailer for protection, and mailed directly to YOU! USPS Mail, with tracking, of course. 

Great looking cards, high res, full color, glossy finish, rounded corners.

These are perfect for Idiots that park over the line, block sidewalks or driveways, take up more than one spot, park too close to other cars, park in curbs, grass, reserved spaces, no parking zones, handicapped parking, bus zones, double-parked, or just plain A-Hole parking. You can simply, quickly, and quietly walk up to their car and slyly slip a card under their wiper and skedaddle

Easy as that... 

SO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS TODAY! 


Note: We will mail this item directly to the name and USA address provided above! Also note that no personal messages are ever included to keep things 100% anonymous! Cheers! :)

PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK THAT THE ADDRESS YOU GIVE US IS CORRECT!

Disclaimer: Please prank only friends and family (18+) who have a wonderful sense of humor! You take full responsibility for any purchases you make. Attempting to use our service for harassment or abuse is strictly against our terms of use. We reserve the right to cancel any order. Thank you! -DD

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