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For Rectal Use Only Stickers Mail Prank; 4 Pranks in 1

For Rectal Use Only Stickers Mail Prank; 4 Pranks in 1

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"I Didn't Order This SH*T!"


LMFAO!!!!! That's the reaction this prank will get... And we love it!

This is the Ultimate and Rude For Rectal Use Only Stickers Prank, and it's actually 4 mail pranks in 1:
It's a fake PAID invoice, 50 real 3/8" x 1.5" neon yellow stickers reading: For Rectal Use Only, a QR code (for a return request minus shipping charges har har), that leads to a woman moaning VERY loudly, and a You've Been Pranked website... All rolled into one.

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1) They'll get the Urgent Envelope, with a fake invoice inside and think they paid $104.85 for freaking stickers (it actually says that their credit card was already charged, which it hasn't, of course, it's all a gag). HA!
2) They'll freak out thinking they were cheated, because they really did receive the stickers that they don't want nor ordered (this will probably drive them insane). Who would pay $105 for this???? Bah ha ha!
3) Then they'll scan the QR code shown on the letter to start a return (this is beyond funny), and instead get very loud moaning sounds blasting from their smartphone. WTF??? (I so want to be a fly on the wall for that one). It would be mortifying!
4) Lastly, they'll go to the only website listed on the fake invoice and see "You've Been Pranked!" HA! HA! It will blow their freaking minds.

All this is sent in one huge (9" x 12") urgent letter which is a bright red and yellow cardboard envelope that they will absolutely HAVE to open! It's a prank that can't be missed. It's BIG! It's URGENT! It must be opened. Who could resist? Then the surprises hidden inside are well worth every stinking penny.

We'll mail this 100% anonymously (they'll never know who bought it or had it mailed; and your name and info is no where to be found... plus, we'll never tell) from our PO box in Michigan. It's mailed USPS Ground Advantage with tracking that's attached to your purchase order so you can see when the desired package is delivered to your target.

So to recap; they'll get 50 rectal stickers, a fake invoice letter with a fake return request QR Code (tis a scream)... that plays the loudest, most horrifying embarrassing sound ever (test it for yourself; use your smartphone and scan the QR code shown in the images to see what it sounds like. It's hilarious, and LOUD!) It's a great prank that reaches all sorts of warm, cozy levels. Revenge is sweet. HA!

But then again, it's not all that bad, I mean, they do get real stickers that they can stick anywhere, or you know where... So it's not all that bad. ;)

Play a prank on a friend, a sibling, a parent, a grandparent... A BOSS! It doesn't matter, any and all parties are fair game, because everyone can take a poke and a joke, it's just satire, right?

So have some FUN and play a rectal mail prank today!

Note: We will mail this item directly to the name and USA address provided above!

PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK THAT THE ADDRESS YOU GIVE US IS CORRECT!

Disclaimer: Please prank only friends and family (18+) who have a wonderful sense of humor! You take full responsibility for any purchases you make.Β Attempting to use our service for harassment or abuse is strictly against our terms of use. We reserve the right to cancel any order. Thank you! -DD

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