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The Smallest Penis Certificate Award Prank Mail Letter

The Smallest Penis Certificate Award Prank Mail Letter

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Mail a totally rude and insulting certificate letter directly to your boyfriend, ex-boyfriends, husband, father, uncle, grandpa, boss; anonymously!

This is the The Smallest Penis Award is meant for fun and laughter! Dinky Wink!


Play a funny prank on your victim's with this envelope prank and letter inside... an award with their name on it, for instant shock and awe!

Sent 100% anonymous, with nothing but the envelope you see, and the smallest penis certificate inside (Signed by Crock A. Doinker). HA HA!

It's a cheap, hilarious prank, that's mailed with a USPS stamp (meaning no tracking). The post office generally take 4 -12 days to deliver. So sit back and wait for the laughter to begin. Your victim will have no idea who sent it (and we'll never tell). It's 100% anonymous. It's sent as-is (as shown), with no way to connect you to the prank at all. Bah ha ha ha ha!

Because, when it comes down to it, it's just a prank bro!


Note: We will mail this item directly to the name and USA address provided above!


Disclaimer: Please prank only friends and family (18+) who have a wonderful sense of humor! You take full responsibility for any purchases you make. Attempting to use our service for harassment or abuse is strictly against our terms of use. We reserve the right to cancel any order. Thank you! -DD

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